“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him

how to get a girl wet in one easy step
- push her into a pool
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life