tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich


fuckmegosling:

Ryan Gosling’s reactions when girls scream at him




poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

  1. push her into a pool

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 




kallascorchrazor:

kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

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beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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